My two friends were visiting from Boston last weekend. I took them to Hollywood so they can see the craziness. Of course we’re only there for 15 minutes when a pasty white with bright red red red red hair and a balding black man were spotted pointing at me……. “Yo, is dat Lucy Liu?, bro, I think it’s Lucy Liu!”
They walk over.
“Yo gurl, are you Lucy Liu? Can I have yo’autograph witcho’numba on da back”?
“My autograph would be worth zero dollars.”
“Gurl, it’d be priceless to me.. I can tell you like vanilla. How you feel ‘bout strawberry?”
I don’t answer.
“….So, wut’s yo’name?”
“Amanda.”
“I’m Red… you know, like the color….”
If only I really did look like Lucy Liu and this guy had better pants on…..then just maybe………………………..I would be in love right now….
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